Lewis to Age Prematurely Due to 3 Daughters!!

Breaking news!!! (3 exclamations, Wow)

At a recent dinner party turned slumber party, Lewis learned that he will be the proud parent of no less than 3 daughters.

Now the science involved was a little beyond this reporter's ability to understand. But apparently a pencil suspended over the wrist of a curious female will allow her to know the sex and number of children she will have. This is an age-old device and apparently has a staggering record of success.

As the pencil moved over Betsy's wrist revealing each new child, there were gasps of shock, excitement, dread? as each one was revealed to be a member of the fairer sex. When the third daughter was revealed, Betsy's mother stopped the pencil to silence this oracle of offspring before it could deliver another child.

There were mixed reactions from bystanders. Many stated that a girl would suit Lewis just fine, but that three might be pushing it. Others expressed their concern that Lewis might not live through such an experience.

As for Lewis, he simply stated "But we don't even have any girl's names picked out."

UPDATE: For those interested in other similar tests.