P&G Breaking News!!

For all those people who own P&G stock, I think you'll find this information exciting.

I just found out that Procter & Gamble is going to buy Gillette Company. Now it seems that the circle of hygiene is complete and only P&G products will touch my body. It seems odd that no one seems to notice this plot for world domination. Think, people!! If they keep you clean, they keep you under control! Rise up and stink!

HA, here's the info:

Procter & Gamble Co. announced early this morning it will buy Gillette Co. in deal valued at $57 billion.

The deal is the largest acquisition in company history...

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