So writing about Star Wars reminded of a great story that I think you'll all find amusing, or dare I say hilarious.
When Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace came out, some friends of mine and I went to go see it. Of course you will all remember that this was a big deal. I mean a completely new Star Wars movie! Every moment in the theater was amazing. People were soooo excited, and that made watching the movie a lot of fun. Even if in hindsight the movie itself wasn't that great.
So let me set the scene. There we are in the theater, the absolutely full theater, watching the movie. Hanging on every instant. Then my buddy leans over and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I say, "Can you hold it? I mean what if something crazy is about to happen!?" He replies, "I can't hold it. I'm going." So I say "Alright, but hurry." Man, did he hurry!!! It wasn't a minute later (I swear not more than a minute), and there he is back in his seat. I was amazed, but I held my tongue till after the film.
Lewis- "How the hell did you get back so fast?"
Buddy- "It was easy. I just went really quickly"
Lewis- "yeah, but that was impossible!"
Buddy- "Ok, here's how I did it. I started running up the aisle, and I figured I might as well start unzipping now. So I'm running and unzipping, and when I get to the bathroom I just ran along the wall, pissing in each urinal, and then ran right out the door."
Lewis- "No way!!! Really??"
Buddy- "Yeah, how else could I get back and not miss anything?"
Truth or Fiction, who knows? But either way a great story.
2 comments:
I'm amazed no one commented on this. At least tell me its funny!!!
Actually Lew I did comment on this a way back but it did not take and I didn't try again...
basically my comment was being jealous at how males can just unzip and run along and pee. Women just cannot pee but so fast and certainly not on the run without making a big mess. Mum
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