2.14.2006

The Amazon Rating Game

My friend Paul just turned me on to a fun way to waste some time. And this being the internet, I figured I'd pass it along.

Go to Amazon.com and do a search for a universally applauded movie. For example, The Wizard of Oz. Everyone likes the Wizard of Oz, right? Let's find out. Once I click on The Wizard of Oz DVD I get all sorts of details about that product. Such as the price, release date, similar items, etc. But I'm interested in Customer Reviews. Click on the customer reviews link to the left of the movie title. This will change the page to give you all the customer reviews. Now normally it shows them from newest to oldest, but you can change that. The fun part is to sort them with the lowest rating first.

Its amazing what people will write about a classic. For example
So you think this is good eh? Well,it stinks! There isn't much point in watching it. This movie should be a movie only babies watch. For some reason,my sister likes this movie!?! Now tell me,what could be more pointless then watching a little girl and other stupiod characters (tin man,scarecrow,etc) going to a castle where the Wizard turns them back to where they belong. Boring!

Graphics 0/5
The worst graphics in history. Even movies like Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer had cooler graphics. When I'm watching it,I force myself to see once I get to the castle part..... woooosssshhhh I run out of the room so I don't see this totrure.

Sound 1/5
The sound is okay. But difinitly not the best

Overall 0/5
Whatever you do,don't buy this If you do,you are giving me your money and I'm going to buy you the Increbles. You will and I mean WILL be sorry if you by this


Spectacular stuff, huh? This guy really needs a dictionary.

So go ahead and waste some time delving into the minds of idiots.

1 comment:

Lewis said...

It seems to me that you must have a lot of time on your hands to write bad reviews of movies that everyone loves.

Of course how much time must you have on your hands to read those reviews.